Date Night (real)

Hello! This game is to simulate a date night. A lot of the questions and or answers come from real events that happened to my friends or I. [[play game]]

*We just got a table, and sat down* what should I say? [[How was your day?]] [[You want to get an appitzer ?]] [[dont say anything and wait for her to intialize conversation]]

She says her day is going well. She currently is busy with school, she has a physics exam coming up. Turns out she is a physics major. [[Oh so youre like actually smart then]] [[well good luck with your exam, what do you want to do after school]] [[I wish you luck on your exam, proceed to tell her about your day]]

she said she is down to order hella food, but this conversation hasnt really gone anywhere [[tell her a joke]] [[ask if she likes music]] [[How was your day?]]

it has been a couple of minutes and no one has said anything [[keep sitting in silence]] [[say something]]

She did not seem to like that, she is playing it off though and asks if you like animals [[I love animals!]] [[Love animals unfortunately allergic to cats]] [[I do not like animals]]

she wants to go to grad school for astrophysics and then asks you if you like animals [[I love animals!]] [[Love animals unfortunately allergic to cats]] [[I do not like animals]]

no natural conversation sparked after telling her about your day [[dont say anything and wait for her to intialize conversation]] [[You want to get an appitzer ?]]

wow that response went over great, she tells you about her cat named pancake [[yo pancake is the cutest name for a cat]] [[who names their cat pancake???]] [[move the conversation to something else]]

you tell her you still love cats but you just have to take allergy medicine. She tells about her cat, pancake [[yo pancake is the cutest name for a cat]] [[who names their cat pancake???]] [[move the conversation to something else]]

turns out she has a cat named pancake that she loves dearly and this was not a good thing to say [[move the conversation to something else]]]

she is very pleased with your response and shows you pictures of pancake. [[move the conversation to something else]]

oh no this did not go over well, maybe i should say it was a joke. [[it was a joke, pancake is an amazaing name]] [[move the conversation to something else]]

[[ask if she likes music]] [[do you play video games]] well if there is nothing else I can think of then maybe its time to wrap up the date [[end date]]

it was a good attempt, but she is not buying it. she said it was a terrible joke. sigh life is woe [[move the conversation to something else]]

at least 10 minutes have gone by and no one said a word. maybe i have to say something [[say something]]

[[ask if she likes music]] [[do you play video games]] [[tell her a joke]]

she loves music, especially Taylor Swift [[ya know i think kayne was right]] [[i really like taylors all too well (10 min)]] [[tbh i dont really know her new stuff, but her old stuff was bonkers]]

well it turns out she doesnt play video games causing the conversation to die [[dont say anything and wait for her to intialize conversation]] [[ask if she likes music]] [[tell her she is lame for not playing games]]

you struggle to think of a joke, but soon it comes to you! make a joke about drinking and driving. this is bad, she tells you how her parents recently died due to a drunk driver. she says who jokes about drinking and driving??? she starts crying she gets up and leaves

she looks upset, this was a bad thing to say. Maybe I can recover this [[it was a joke!]] [[double down and kayne was right]]

turns out thats her favorite song, we really scored some bonus points with that one. [[move the conversation to something else]]

she agrees that old taylor was bomb, as well and encourages you to listen to her newer music [[move the conversation to something else]]

ya know that was a bad thing to say because she is not happy. she gets up and leaves, says youre the most boring date she been on. sigh life is woe

hmm doesnt look like she is buying it. depending on what I say next I could be in the clear [[i really like taylors all too well (10 min)]] [[tbh i dont really know her new stuff, but her old stuff was bonkers]]

well maybe it wasnt be after all. she said there will not be a second date, which is fair.

thanks for playing. thought here I would enlighten the players on real things that happened 1. sitting in absolute silence. My friend was amazed how long one can sit in silence on a date 2. 'oh so youre actually smart then' nothing better than starting a date and the guy admits he didnt think you were smart before a date 3. making fun of my friends cats name. honorary mention: do you like thai food cause youre from tiawan??